{"id":79,"date":"2014-03-29T15:59:00","date_gmt":"2014-03-29T14:59:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/uneplaceaprendre.art\/?p=79"},"modified":"2023-04-15T16:00:18","modified_gmt":"2023-04-15T14:00:18","slug":"tais-toi-jaloux","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/uneplaceaprendre.art\/?p=79","title":{"rendered":"Tais toi jalou(x) !"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large\"><img decoding=\"async\" width=\"1024\" height=\"1024\" loading=\"lazy\" src=\"https:\/\/uneplaceaprendre.art\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/04\/Tais_toi_Jalou-1024x1024.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-80\" srcset=\"https:\/\/uneplaceaprendre.art\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/04\/Tais_toi_Jalou-1024x1024.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/uneplaceaprendre.art\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/04\/Tais_toi_Jalou-300x300.jpg 300w, https:\/\/uneplaceaprendre.art\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/04\/Tais_toi_Jalou-100x100.jpg 100w, https:\/\/uneplaceaprendre.art\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/04\/Tais_toi_Jalou-770x770.jpg 770w, https:\/\/uneplaceaprendre.art\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/04\/Tais_toi_Jalou-1536x1536.jpg 1536w, https:\/\/uneplaceaprendre.art\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/04\/Tais_toi_Jalou-293x293.jpg 293w, https:\/\/uneplaceaprendre.art\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/04\/Tais_toi_Jalou-390x390.jpg 390w, https:\/\/uneplaceaprendre.art\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/04\/Tais_toi_Jalou-585x585.jpg 585w, https:\/\/uneplaceaprendre.art\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/04\/Tais_toi_Jalou-900x900.jpg 900w, https:\/\/uneplaceaprendre.art\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/04\/Tais_toi_Jalou-1400x1399.jpg 1400w, https:\/\/uneplaceaprendre.art\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/04\/Tais_toi_Jalou.jpg 1729w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 1024px) 100vw, 1024px\" \/><noscript><img decoding=\"async\" width=\"1024\" height=\"1024\" src=\"https:\/\/uneplaceaprendre.art\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/04\/Tais_toi_Jalou-1024x1024.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-80\" srcset=\"https:\/\/uneplaceaprendre.art\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/04\/Tais_toi_Jalou-1024x1024.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/uneplaceaprendre.art\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/04\/Tais_toi_Jalou-300x300.jpg 300w, https:\/\/uneplaceaprendre.art\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/04\/Tais_toi_Jalou-100x100.jpg 100w, https:\/\/uneplaceaprendre.art\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/04\/Tais_toi_Jalou-770x770.jpg 770w, https:\/\/uneplaceaprendre.art\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/04\/Tais_toi_Jalou-1536x1536.jpg 1536w, https:\/\/uneplaceaprendre.art\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/04\/Tais_toi_Jalou-293x293.jpg 293w, https:\/\/uneplaceaprendre.art\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/04\/Tais_toi_Jalou-390x390.jpg 390w, https:\/\/uneplaceaprendre.art\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/04\/Tais_toi_Jalou-585x585.jpg 585w, https:\/\/uneplaceaprendre.art\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/04\/Tais_toi_Jalou-900x900.jpg 900w, https:\/\/uneplaceaprendre.art\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/04\/Tais_toi_Jalou-1400x1399.jpg 1400w, https:\/\/uneplaceaprendre.art\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/04\/Tais_toi_Jalou.jpg 1729w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 1024px) 100vw, 1024px\" \/><\/noscript><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>Parce que vous me demandez comment \u00e7a se passe l\u00e0-bas ?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Je vous r\u00e9ponds souvent comme vous le pensez ; c\u2019est pire, comme ici.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Les homocentriques allog\u00e8nes se prot\u00e8gent, mutualisent leurs hypocondries et s\u2019amalgament d\u2019une m\u00eame d\u00e9r\u00e9liction \u00e9thanolique.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Pour les autres, je n\u2019ai rien vu que vous ne fassiez, les peaux br\u00fblent de la m\u00eame maladie, le sang coule du m\u00eame harassement, les larmes glissent du m\u00eame d\u00e9sespoir.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Pire, ils vous ressemblent, mais ils r\u00e9sistent mieux.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Parce que vous me demandez comment \u00e7a se passe l\u00e0-bas ? 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